Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Passion Hot Red Nite @ Boiler.. My very first hen's nite

There.. suddenly, less than half an hour of being in Boiler, Elvina said they have a surprise for me. Oh My God. I half expected them to make me wear smtg kinky for the rest of the nite. Like bunny ears and tail or smtg lidat. Haha. Uh oh. But well, being the nice gals that they are, Elv & Mitch chose the super nice tiara and sash for me! The rule was that I cannot remove them, not even when I went to pee.. Haha..AIYOZ.. I knew I was going to get weird stares the whole nite liaoz.. BUTTTT.. who cares??!@!@

See, I'm the xing fu princess with two sisters who love me very much.. Wahahaha..

Aruna, Leela, Me, Lynn, Janice.. All dressed up in red!! Woho.. Red is the colour of nite nite man!!~ Way to go!!~

There was also this spin-the-wheel game that I had to play.. Whatever I spinned, I had to do the dare.. Luckily I only had to spin twice before I was dragged on stage.. HAHA.. The first forfeit was to do a body shot (which we didn't really noe what it mean, so Nat grabbed my hands and then my boobs and we took a pic.. HAHA) The second was to pinch a guy's bums, which I hao bu rong yi persuaded Leonard (the waiter) to help me out.. Neh, I din really feel anything though.. Wahaha.. Woohoo!~

I really felt like the bride dat nite.. hee.. or rather, for the first time i feel like a pageant queen!! HAHAHA.. A first for me.. and wherever I went, people were giving me weird looks.. esp in the toilet.. haha.. I was telling Mitch and Elv "OKIE, PLS DUN MAKE ME DO ANYMORE RIDICULOUS THINGS.. LIKE GO ON STAGE YAR.." before I heard my name being announced by the gay emcee.. OH MY GOSH.. SUMMER GOH, HEARD YOU ARE GETTING MARRIED, PLS COME ON STAGE.. Uh oh.. Dat's it.. But being the good sport that I am (bu yao lian, yes), how can I resist.. Haha.. and I always like a bit of fun here & there.. Woohoo.. So there I was, squeeeezzzzing my way through the crowd to go on stage.. Yes yes, still wif many people giving me strange stares..

As usual, the emcee asked alot of sex related questions.. he's well known for that isn't it? But i like coming to boiler becos of him.. Haha.. and i like to watch the dancers perform too!! Anyway, I was asked on stage if I am still a virgin, whether i know how to hold a 'mic' correctly, how to have overseas sex wif an overseas hubby etc.. Basically i juz keep shrugging my shoulders and answering 'I dunnoe'.. which you might just as well say I am giving myself away.. HAHAHA.. nvm.. I wasn't the only one on stage, there were a bdae boy and a bdae gal as well, and i knew it dat the guy is going to kanna ten times jialat jialat more than us.. haha.. cos the emcee onli goes for guys.. meaning I am safe.. Haha..

We had to play this test reflex singing game.. when he sings "Stand By Me", you gotta sing "Stand by You".. and when he says "Me You", you say "You Me", when he says "Me Me", you say "You You" etc.. (yeah you got the idea..=p) keke.. Basically I did quite well.. got into the finals wif the guy.. and cos both of us were flawless after one round, he added in "He" & "She".. so when he sings "He By You", you gotta sing "She By Me" and so on and so forth.. Damn.. If you know me, I had a sore throat for weeks.. and I sounded so husky on stage.. Arrggghhhh.. Mitch says it was sexy.. But wah rauzzz, i would much prefer my normal voice.. Aniwae, back to the same, the guy and I were each given a glass of beer, and the loser has to tah it.. Plus if he loses, he gotta has his balls squeezed by the emcee, and if i lose, i have to squeeze the emcee's balls.. WAH RAUZ.. haha.. LUCKILY, i won.. Woohoo.. No mistakes!~ and the guy made one tiny mistake, but dat's it.. lalalala.. end of game.. he kept asking me to save him, I'm so sorry dude.. I can't change the emcee's sexuality.. Keke.. But the guy finished the beer in a shot.. So I guess he can drink.. Not bad.. Happie bdae!!!~

When I made my way down the stage, everyone was congratulating me and smiling at me and making an aisle for me.. Haha.. So honoured.. =p But I hope they will never recognize me again.. Yeah i tink so.. once i remove the tiara and the veil and the sash.. Anyway, yeah, here's a familiar face!! Hazel!!! My jie mei.. Who came late and missed my whole performance.. but her frenz xiuhui callie and serene were all there and they saw everything.. haha.. pai sey.. hazel is my best clubbing kaki recently.. and guess wad, we juz signed up for GrrPower dance class at Jitterbugs.. woohoo! Starting 11 June.. A girly MTV hip hop dance class.. am looking forward to it!! Can't remember when's the last I sweat.. hehe..

For the record, we opened two bots of Martell that nite.. Bear in mind dat not many of us can drink, some of them only drank Coke.. Haha.. and I had a Waterfall, Flaming Lambo, followed by a Graveyard.. All thanks to Ariane.. Haha.. She had wanted to order Sambuca shot after the Flaming, but dear Shah (the head waiter) said if want me to chui, get me Graveyard.. Haha.. WELL WELL WELL.. I knew the power of Graveyard after the first time I had it at East Coast.. So I kept protesting.. Haha.. Luckily Ariane was kind enuff to share half wif me, and also add in abit of Red Bull to sweeten it.. Haha.. Okie.. =) Basically I dun remember much of the later part of the nite.. just flashes of memory.. till the rest helped me recall..

& I muz say I do tink I have an auto-pilot mode.. Like junwei.. Haha.. and I'm quite glad bout it.. Janice said I walked her out to the main road to take cab, and walked back to Boiler myself (steadily).. and before she left I still insisted to let her have another drink.. And I survived till Boiler closed at 4plus am.. and together with Hazel, Lynn, Elv and her frenz, we went to Fong Seng for prata.. and I ordered a plaster and teh peng (as usual).. and I even played five ten wif Haz at Fong Seng and won!! Amazingly I did all those, wifout remembering much.. I knew I had prata, but i din noe where or who went.. HAHAHA.. Uh oh.. I survived till I got onto the cab home, but before I puke, Haz said I still ask the cabbie for a plastic bag (which I DO remember.. hehe).. But somehow the bag broke or I had a bad aim and I ended up dirtying my seat and bag.. Oh well..

At least I managed to change into casual clothes before I got to bed..which was at 6am in the morning.. Haha.. Only thing I regret was that I was too tired and dizzy to remove my make up.. Oooooopsss.. Somehow, I still managed to drag myself out of bed at 11am on sunday and had steamboat wif my parents and bro and sis-in-law.. mummy muz be wondering why i was washing my clothes (from last nite), my bag, my hp cover and my camera pouch all at once.. HAHA.. wooopss..

Glad dat my hangovers are never too jialat.. Not like junwei's.. haha.. bad headaches, loss of appetite and all.. i was juz very very dehydrated the whole morning and drank tonnes of water, and of coz i ate less rice than usual at the steamboat.. but well, at least I ate.. =p

Till the next party.. I dunnoe when.. =) Thanks to all who made this nite for me such a memorable one.. =) Love ya lots..

To jw: don't worrie, i will take care of myself yar.. I promise.. =) looking forward to our JS party nite in july..